"Jesus WILL Return: Resistance is Futile" - I saw that on a church sign yesterday. It made me smile.
I don't like corny church signs. There is a church in town that has little sayings on it each week; some okay, some downright silly.
I think that if you are going to put messages up on a church sign it should either be announcements, Scripture, or bits of Truth.
Church signage can be a real ministry; it can also give churches a bad image. It takes a lot of effort to go out and change a message on a sign; you might as well make it "worth" your trouble.
In my own estimation, I've put out one "corny" sign; it was the first message on our new church sign that we installed last year. Here it is: