Bubba and Edith are bona fide rednecks. They live down in Southern Alabama, out in the woods.
After having nine children, they decided to go to a doctor to see about Bubba getting "fixed". The doctor makes all the necessary preparations and everything is set to go.
Before proceeding, however, the doctor inquires, "Why did you wait until you've had nine children before deciding to take care of this?"
Bubba answered, "Well Doc. We've heard that one out of ten children born in the United States are Mexican and we don't speak Spanish."